i thought this was the ladies' room

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

words-are-vibrations:

karynlibrarian:

A word from our sponsor…

Cecil writes the script for the Work Juice brand Coffee commercial.

To be honest, I don’t read my followers page much. So I might have most of the same followers here as on Cecil Baldwin Fan Blog. But just in case the follower lists don’t overlap, everyone has to see this. LOOK AT JOSEPH AND JEFFREY ACT!

Joseph is doing a good job, actually. I’m proud of him. (Jeffrey is a pro, of course, but I think Joseph deserves a special mention bc he doesn’t usually act, and he mentioned being very nervous.) 

"WorkJuice brand coffee! We will all just die together in one glorious moment." 

"My fingers… Where are my fingers?" 

godtie:

got bored and did some really shit faun makeup after i put on my john wig (which still had the flower crown on it from the omegle rounds)

first time doing faun makeup????? definitely need to study it more ugh

i live in endless bewilderment and disappointment that there does not seem to be a higher education version of hogwarts, meaning that everybody’s formal education just ends at 17. is everyone just funneled into apprentice jobs so they can be the next generation of wandmakers and cauldron-sellers and shit? if that’s the case, why don’t we see a lot more 20-something student-teachers running around and helping at hogwarts? do muggleborns or mixed kids sometimes opt to go to muggle college? where do hogwarts professors get their teaching licences? was lupin just teaching his students shit he remembered from when he took DADA? or is it just experienced-based for every teacher, like how hagrid was basically just like, “hey, i like magical creatures and you need a magical creatures professor…IT’S PERFECT”

i’m just. so confused.

kimyadawson:

Little me the software model.

I know I have posted the cover before but here are some of the inside pages too. I was in 3rd or 4th grade when the pictures were taken but they used the same pics for a few years. 

I loved that Izod shirt. I still remember how good it felt on my skin. It was 70s hand-me-down soft. 

They don’t make soft like that anymore. 

whycantibe1oftheoneswithacoolurl:

schrodingerscatisdead:

me at pokemon daycare

I had to reblog this again

whycantibe1oftheoneswithacoolurl:

schrodingerscatisdead:

me at pokemon daycare

I had to reblog this again

nautical-constructs:

1los:

Bees are nature’s 3D printer

what the actual fuck bees. why are you engineering geniuses

"Dude, you just ran like 13 miles in 30 minutes."

jay-ackles:

tastefullyoffensive:

[brovanz]

HAVE YOU FUCKERS SEEN MY SON

jay-ackles:

tastefullyoffensive:

[brovanz]

HAVE YOU FUCKERS SEEN MY SON

Newton, I am not wrong. There is only one way to make sure. And that is to do this…together.