i thought this was the ladies' room

afamiliardog:

okay but i was just going through old posts because i am PROCRASTINATING and i reread your reply to this post and i’m just putting it out there but “absurd dog ranch” would be a beaUTIFUL name for an indie rock band

GOD OKAY YES, ABSURD DOG RANCH, your typical indie/folk rock band. I bet they would have a sound similar to mumford and sons but all the COLORFUL LYRICS of the mountain goats. only outdoor shows, preferably in meadows. people could bring their dogs!  people play frisbee and try to dance at the same time!! 

absurd dog ranch I love you more and more every day 

i really just. want to draw absurd dog ranch now. hELP.

suzuharatoji:

please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus

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maichan808:

So when I went up to get my art autographed, Posey was like I KNOW THIS ONE, IT’S ON MY PHONE. They weren’t supposed to allow photos, but they let me take this quick one.

maichan808:

So when I went up to get my art autographed, Posey was like I KNOW THIS ONE, IT’S ON MY PHONE. They weren’t supposed to allow photos, but they let me take this quick one.

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

mttyshealy:

LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK

  • fuck
  • shit
  • dick
  • no
  • hell
  • sex
  • damn

badtvblog:

Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.

diedamederschatten:

edgebug:

sincerely, a person who has been on prozac for 9 years

this is in response to some shitty stuff i’ve seen on my dash recently. it’s super simplified, so if you’d like to know some more indepth stuff on how exactly it works, google it—OR BETTER YET actually talk to a mental health doctor psychiatrist person wow

A good way to get on my shit list is to say crap like “LOLOLOLOL MEDICATION KILLS UR SOUL HURR DURR.” If you say things like that, kindly punch yourself hard in the gonads.

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”