99% of being a musical theatre fan is singing duets by yourself
I only want to be rich so I can buy a giant house so I can buy 100 dogs to share it with.
Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.
This fucking language I swear to God
JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
THERE’LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE
TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
IT’S A GOD DAMN ARMS RACE
CAUSE I’M MR BRIGHTSIDE
SAID THE BRIDESMAID TO THE WAITER
SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE A SHAKE IT
AT THE BARRICADES OF FREEDOM
TO ACTION DUST
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seduce me with lines from musicals
I think I’ve reached the time of day where it would be embarrassing to walk down the hall to the bathroom in my pajamas for a shower. Maybe if I get dressed before going down… The point is, not having classes is bad for me.