Ashurst will be shot in the head by God
Suki will be shot in the heart by Barack Obama.
I can’t even— Amg.
Jazzy will be strangled by Lord Voldemort
Cole will have their throat slit by Justin Bieber
Jenn will be ran over by horses by a monkey
…what the tapdancing fuck even.Kazi will be smothered with a pillow by George Washington
Madd will be decapitated by a police officer
Since when do those fuckers carry swords? Maybe knives?
Kelley will be tortured for weeks by a police officer
serena will be strangled by a squirrel
…. how is that possible? |D
Erin will be crucified by Edward Cullen.