This Is How You Die

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May 02, 2012

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neko234:

corruptedsunbeams:

im-cherokee-jack:

davidtennantspants:

lovinglydull:

vert-et-rose:

sukiyo-jeevas:

keiashurst:

Ashurst will be shot in the head by God

…

*SOB*

Suki will be shot in the heart by Barack Obama.

I can’t even— Amg.

Jazzy will be strangled by Lord Voldemort

dang

Cole will have their throat slit by Justin Bieber

~~Actual cannibal~~

Jenn will be ran over by horses by a monkey
…what the tapdancing fuck even.

Kazi will be smothered with a pillow by George Washington

Madd will be decapitated by a police officer

Since when do those fuckers carry swords? Maybe knives?

Kelley will be tortured for weeks by a police officer

JESUS D8

serena will be strangled by a squirrel

…. how is that possible? |D

Erin will be crucified by Edward Cullen.

Oh.

(via angelshizuka)

Tags: i love shit like this

aitu reblogged this from angelshizuka and added:

Erin will be crucified by Edward Cullen. Oh.
turian-tsuntsun reblogged this from whitekyurem and added:

Kathryn will have her arms cut off by God what the shit
medira-chelna reblogged this from keiashurst and added:

Medira will be smothered with a pillow by a stranger on the street sounds about right
movedaccount177 reblogged this from hanatheweird and added:

Lillian will be tortured for weeks by a kitten
western-seadevil reblogged this from tokushudesu and added:

Nea will be crucified by Barack Obama … oh..
freyja-et-systina reblogged this from amateurcatalyst and added:

Catarsis will be shot in the heart by a squirrel I’ve never liked squirrels too much, btw.
jenedict-cumber-batch reblogged this from grievousfan21 and added:

Jen will be shot in the heart by Lady Gaga
dunkleo reblogged this from whiten01z and added:

Rhodes will be shot in the heart by Barack Obama But why
yuviously reblogged this from angelshizuka and added:

Fallon will be crucified by God I find this amusing. Is that weird. :’]
i-cry-under-my-skin reblogged this from angelshizuka and added:

Tosca will be strangled by a police officer
angelshizuka reblogged this from neko234 and added:

serena will be strangled by a squirrel …. how is that possible? |D
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phazonfarmer reblogged this from lovinglydull and added:

Greg will be crucified by their best friend NO PROPHET WHY DDDD8
grievousfan21 reblogged this from neko234 and added:

Miki will be tortured for weeks by a hobo WOW 0_0
neko234 reblogged this from spicy-mituna-roll and added:

Kelley will be tortured for weeks by a police officer JESUS D8
neko234 likes this
qwopisinthemailbox reblogged this from whiten01z and added:

kayla will be decapitated by a stranger on the street …..i find this plausible and it’s upsetting
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somnambulistsedge reblogged this from whiten01z and added:

Equius will have their throat slit by a rather large and bloodthirsty Teddy Bear D —> Have I angered Noiz, that he w001d...
lady-of-the-seaaaaaaaaa reblogged this from crash-it-kazi and added:

Juicephine will be crucified by Betty Crocker
whiten01z reblogged this from horsehitcherkind and added:

N01-Z will be lit on fire by a squirrel… ah, but i’m fireproof…? i think maybe i don’t like squirrels as much anymore...
mermaid-vision reblogged this from frecklefuck and added:

Galileo will be crucified by God. Okay, well this makes some sort of sense-ish. It’s a stretch, but the namesake of my...
mistynia reblogged this from vert-et-rose and added:

Karin will be ran over by horses by Napoleon Bonaparte Damn you Napoleon
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haythamgayway reblogged this from passionatevodka and added:

ulla will have their brain dug out by George Washington :—(
sideli reblogged this from passionatevodka and added:

lethally injected by Lord Voldemort
passionatevodka reblogged this from horsehitcherkind and added:

cows are fucking vicious
horsehitcherkind reblogged this from frecklefuck and added:

slick will be decapitated by a cow wha-? how is that even possible…
frecklefuck reblogged this from passionatevodka and added:

bridhe will be smothered with a pillow by Barack Obama Oh. That’s not… …I think it’s because I didn’t vote for him.
celestialserenade reblogged this from ms-nubbeh-horns and added:

Lavie will be ran over by horses by their best friend ryan you ass, don’t think I won’t come back and haunt you ! !
ms-nubbeh-horns reblogged this from lovinglydull and added:

Rebecca will be lethally injected by Barack Obama
cawkblock reblogged this from passionatevodka and added:

fizz will get lethally injected by Justin Bieber nO WTF
magnoliamona reblogged this from graveyardstuffers and added:

Lydia will have their arms cut off by SpongeBob SquarePants
sugar-galaxies reblogged this from cinnanie and added:

____ will be shot in the heart by everyone else in the whole world you guuuyyysss (´；д；`)
redd-ishoverture reblogged this from nakadoo and added:

Elie will choke on food flung into their throat by Lady Gaga
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doctorajwatson reblogged this from davidtennantspants and added:

alexandra jean will have their throat slit by a rather large and bloodthirsty Teddy Bear This is actually a bit...
amateurcatalyst reblogged this from spicy-mituna-roll and added:

Aline will be shot in the heart by a rather large and bloodthirsty Teddy Bear ’-’ ok then
spicy-mituna-roll reblogged this from crash-it-kazi and added:

Madd will be decapitated by a police officer Since when do those fuckers carry swords? Maybe knives?
firenationprince reblogged this from crash-it-kazi and added:

Cara will have their throat slit by a rather large and bloodthirsty Teddy Bear Omigod ArdeMobile will be ran over by...
cloudesuu reblogged this from cinnanie and added:

Cou will be beat in the head by Justin Bieber. ಠ_ಠ
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prettyprincessrina reblogged this from natroze and added:

Christina will be crucified by Lord Voldemort What?
abbey-mpreg reblogged this from crash-it-kazi and added:

Abbey will choke on food flung into their throat by George Washington
nakadoo reblogged this from natroze and added:

Des will have their arms cut off by Lord Voldemort
queen-of-the-downpour reblogged this from crash-it-kazi and added:

Leigh-Anne will be crucified by Lady Gaga… What the literal fuck…
natroze reblogged this from crash-it-kazi and added:

Nat Roze will be electrocuted by Spongebob Squarepants.
crash-it-kazi reblogged this from davidtennantspants and added:

Kazi will be smothered with a pillow by George Washington
seanianjones reblogged this from theautomatoniccardis and added:

Sean will be ran over by horses by Napoleon Bonaparte Zombie Napoleon?
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