dante thinks i’m faaaaat
My ‘Sunday Evening Cop Drama Marathon’ really comes in handy this time:
NCIS: Gibbs, Tony, McGee, Ziva
The Mentalist: Jane, Lisbon, Rigsby, Cho, Van Pelt
Hawaii Five-0: McGarrett, Danno, Chin and Kono
WIN. I’m SO gonna survive that shit. xD
Spike, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle :O
errrr Jane, Jake, Dirk, Roxy
Haru, The Baron and Muta from The Cat Returns
ok well the Baron is there, so I’ll be fine
Snow White, the dwarfs and the prince from the Tarsem Singh version, Katniss and Peeta from Hunger games and The whole Games of thrones protagonist crew.
HA HA; NOT SO BAD, COME AT ME, ZOMBIES!!
Alice from American McGee’s Alice
There’s not really a main protagonist in the Saw movies (I hate them all, they’re major douche bags), so I’ll just say Jigsaw.
And Rorschach from Watchmen.
I am GOOD TO GO.
Dante and Virgil from The Inferno, Tintin and Captain Haddockfrom The Adventures of Tintin, and Nick Burkhardt and Monroe from Grimm…I am actually REALLY set for this Apocalypse!
what’s scary about this project is the fact that IT’S 1/3 OF A GROUP PROJECT
MEANING I HAVE TO DEPEND ON 2 OTHER PEOPLE TO DO THEIR SHIT IF I WANT A GOOD GRADE
lol if you can’t tell that concept is terrifying to me
No, really, you guys, there is literally a Round of Hell where it’s just bunch of dudes stuck in holes with their butts sticking out
This is not school-appropriate!! There are butts all over my Photoshop stage right now!
I don’t think my English teacher realized exactly how naked people in Hell are when she assigned me to draw the 9 Layers of Hell from Dante’s Inferno.
I’ve drawn so many butts today I don’t know what I’m going to do with myself.
Reading "Inferno" by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle; getting inappropriate Virgil/Dante feels
Benito: You guys know you can leave Limbo, right?
Pagan Philosophers: Lol no we can't, idiot.
Benito: Where is Virgil? He is not longer here, is he?
Pagan Philosophers: Oh, uh...Yeah, he left. But we can't.
Me: OOOOOMMMMGGGG VIRGIL MUST BE IN HEAVEN WITH DANTE--NOW THEY CAN HUG FOREVER
OCD List #6: Things That are Worse Than Murder According to Dante Alighieri
- Destroying your own possessions
- Usury (lending money at unreasonably high rates)
- Destroying Art (i.e. Industry…so, like, arson.)
- Seduction (as in, seducing someone you don’t love for your own benefit)
- Corruption (specifically of the Church, but could probably also work for the government)
- Fortune-Telling and Divining
- Grafting (think Bernie Madoff)
- Evil Counseling (think Jafar, I guess)
- Creating Discord (in religion, politics, and family)
- Being an Impostor
- Betrayal (of family, country, guests and hosts, masters, and friends)
that awkward moment when you have to consciously stop yourself from shipping the main characters of a 14th century epic poem about Hell
Virgil: *embraces Dante*
Virgil: *pulls Dante against his chest*
Virgil: *kisses Dante*
Virgil: *holds Dante's hand*
Virgil: *carries Dante*
Virgil: *touches Dante every other second*
Dante: Lol Sodomites go to the 7th Circle, Round 3, right?
Virgil: *siiiigh* Yeah, I guess. Circle 7.3 is kind of dumb, though.