"The very best things in life require a queue!"

— me waiting in line in a restroom

Tony does not appreciate it when his and Steve’s make-out sessions are interrupted by a call from Nick Fury

Tony does not appreciate it when his and Steve’s make-out sessions are interrupted by a call from Nick Fury

when you find yourself checking That One Fanfic every few hours to see if it’s updated yet

Oh hey, so I’m flying back to the USA from the UK on the 4th of July, right?

I’m gonna wear my Captain America t-shirt for the flight home. 

That one outfit in your closet that doesn’t really fit but you keep it anyway because for some reason you’re convinced that if you just ignore it long enough it will suddenly change sizes