“please don’t hurt me,” i whispered as i opened the link to a fic with a vaguely angsty summary
Natasha Romanoff and Clint Barton, What Makes You Beautiful
Okay, so, I decided to just own the fact that this is inspired by that song and not change the title.
It may-or-may-not be shippy?
It’s about 3000 words.
And I’m proud of it so *do* click
I REALLY LIKE THE WAY YOU WRITE, OKAY?
THIS WAS REALLY GOOD.

omfg
I don’t think you understand how much I think about gay sex
i’m pretty sure i think about gay sex mroe than you rick
oh my god…
CRIES.
I didn’t know you thought about it a lot, Rick.
no words, laughing too hard
DON’T KNOCK IT TILL YOU TRY IT, RICK THE PRICK.
It makes you wonder how much he thinks about gay sex to come to THAT conclusion…
Rick, is there something you’d like to tell us~?
Rick you would have to read a veritable fuckton of slashy fanfic porn in order to think about gay sex as much as me
(Source: schbank)



