i thought this was the ladies' room

oh god guys i just had this thought

if the superhusbands really adopted a baby boy

i’m not convinced they’d name him Peter

i think

i think they’d name him Phillip

this is what i call a self-fulfilling prophecy, Agent Coulson (vague Avengers spoilers)
Coulson: I should have known it wouldn't work...They needed something to [avenge].
Me: Then why didn't you just NAME THEM SOMETHING ELSE????