omg I’m the only one who ever sees resemblances like this but seriously add 10 or 20 years or so and Jeremy Renner becomes Johnny Cash
omg at one point today the two most attractive teachers at my school were in the same room together
it was magical
I SEE YOU DRIVIN’ ‘ROUND TOWN WITH THE GIRL I LOVE, AND I’M LIKE
So beee it.
I obv’ously can no longer
make her happy
so I
hooope yooou can.
I just watched Hot Fuzz with my Mum. I realised that when I’m watching a comedy that I have seen before and the people I’m with haven’t, I watch them to see if they laugh when they should. The whole film I spent staring at her like the bad joke eel.
GET IT MA? GET IT? COOL OFF, SEE? CUZ HE’S IN A FREEZER. THEY’RE COLD. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
My OCD comes into play:
This morning I discovered that I have exactly as many Followers as Follow-ees.
And I squeaked.
Out loud.
XD
(Love you all!! <333)
A portrait of Rick Santorum made out of gay porn.
Dear everyone,
I have previously said that I would never reblog gay porn.
I am sorry, but this is now a lie.
But god damn is it worth it.I can’t not reblog this. It’s just too glorious and terrible all at once.
Yes.
Too good NOT to post.
This is what I wake up to.
Today’s gonna be a good day.
(via red-hime)
