i thought this was the ladies' room

ofgeography:

i didn’t realize how badly i needed an infinite loop of nicki minaj and ellen degeneres saying different words for booty until suddenly i had it.

cervicks:

buuuuutt

cervicks:

buuuuutt

cataclysmz:

counterculture-queen:

gingahhh:

things to not put in your butt

I WATCHED THIS VIDEO BEFORE I LOST MY VIRGINITY BECAUSE THE TITLE WAS FUNNY AND I AM SO GLAD I DID BECAUSE WHEN I WAS DOING THE DO I THOUGHT OF IT AND QUOTED IT SO THE GUY I WAS WITH HAD TO STOP AND SIT DOWN FOR 10 MINUTES. WE GOT PIZZA INSTEAD OF DOING ANYTHING ELSE. MEMORIES.

IT’S LIKE THEY ARE MAKING AN ASS SOUP IN THERE

itsmemacleod:

condensedbloodmilk:

trollzin:

error404s:

watch this whole thing please

jfc im laughing my ass off

watching this video was like sitting in a car accelerating to 150, slamming the breaks, spinning out of control, and barley missing a head on collision with a semi-truck.

and then getting hit with a log that was on that semi-truck

robotbears:

my favorite lyric from talk dirty is “but your booty don’t need explaining” because i really like to imagine a booty that NEEDS explaining. imagine jason derulo bewildered by a booty, going “someone really needs to account for this”

Days 1 and 2 from the 30 Days of Art Improvement Challenge

Day 1: Self-Portrait - Introduce yourself
Day 2: Draw a figure using a reference - link to reference

Hieronymus Bosch - The Music Written on This Dude's Butt
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chaoscontrolled123:

Luke and I were looking at Hieronymus Bosch’s painting The Garden of Earthly Delights and discovered, much to our amusement, music written upon the posterior of one of the many tortured denizens of the rightmost panel of the painting which is intended to represent Hell. I decided to transcribe it into modern notation, assuming the second line of the staff is C, as is common for chants of this era.

so yes this is LITERALLY the 600-years-old butt song from hell

(this is what i was talking about)

look Erin I found your new “about”
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OKAY THIS IS SO TRUE what you need to know is that I have basically become a parody of myself because saturday i was at a comic book shop and i found a hawkeye doll (resale, in a clear plastic bag) and i wasn’t sure i wanted to buy him unTIL I TURNED HIM AROUND AND SAW HIS MARVELOUS PLASTIC BEHIND i can’t seem to put pictures up on this post BUT I’LL SHOW YOU IN A SEC

look Erin I found your new “about”

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OKAY THIS IS SO TRUE what you need to know is that I have basically become a parody of myself because saturday i was at a comic book shop and i found a hawkeye doll (resale, in a clear plastic bag) and i wasn’t sure i wanted to buy him unTIL I TURNED HIM AROUND AND SAW HIS MARVELOUS PLASTIC BEHIND i can’t seem to put pictures up on this post BUT I’LL SHOW YOU IN A SEC