that awkward moment when you have to consciously stop yourself from shipping the main characters of a 14th century epic poem about Hell
Virgil: *embraces Dante*
Virgil: *pulls Dante against his chest*
Virgil: *kisses Dante*
Virgil: *holds Dante's hand*
Virgil: *carries Dante*
Virgil: *touches Dante every other second*
Dante: Lol Sodomites go to the 7th Circle, Round 3, right?
Virgil: *siiiigh* Yeah, I guess. Circle 7.3 is kind of dumb, though.
That awkward moment when you realize that the thesis for the essay you wanted to write is fundamentally incorrect…
And your only option is to write an essay about why your original thesis was incorrect.
That awkward moment when you realize that the song you’re listening to is about a man killing himself because the woman he loves (and only knows online) is in love with someone else.
That awkward moment when you keep hearing references to The Hunger Games in Kimya Dawson songs.
That awkward moment when you’re in bed, snug and warm and just sort of thinking contently about your day…
AND THEN YOU REMEMBER “OH SHIT I WAS SUPPOSED TO EMAIL SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT” AND THEN YOU GET OUT OF BED, RUN DOWNSTAIRS, EMAIL THAT REALLY IMPORTANT THING, AND NOW YOUR HEART-RATE IS HIGH ENOUGH THAT YOU DON’T REALLY FEEL LIKE GOING BACK TO BED.
That awkward moment when you complain online (in all caps) about your loneliness and the only response you get (from two strangers) is “Calm down”
and then you become so embarrassed that you delete the post, burst into tears, and keep crying for a good twenty minutes.
that awkward moment when OH SHIT OW I DID NOT REALIZE THE VOLUME WAS THAT HIGH WHEN I PUT MY EAR-BUDS IN SON OF A BITCH OUCH
That awkward moment when you realize that the upbeat Irish drinking song you’re listening to is about innocent men drinking away their sorrows on their way to being wrongly hanged.
That awkward moment when your dad fast-forwards through the dirty parts of a movie because you’re in the room
and you just sit there silently and let it happen because if you told him how little the dirty parts would phase you, he’d probably throw out your computer.