29 Mar 2012 07:30 | 3 notes | Reblog

that awkward moment when you have to consciously stop yourself from shipping the main characters of a 14th century epic poem about Hell

  • Virgil: *embraces Dante*
  • Virgil: *pulls Dante against his chest*
  • Virgil: *kisses Dante*
  • Virgil: *holds Dante's hand*
  • Virgil: *carries Dante*
  • Virgil: *touches Dante every other second*
  • Dante: Lol Sodomites go to the 7th Circle, Round 3, right?
  • Virgil: *siiiigh* Yeah, I guess. Circle 7.3 is kind of dumb, though.
13 Feb 2012 23:17 | 2 notes | Reblog

That awkward moment when you’re in bed, snug and warm and just sort of thinking contently about your day…

AND THEN YOU REMEMBER “OH SHIT I WAS SUPPOSED TO EMAIL SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT” AND THEN YOU GET OUT OF BED, RUN DOWNSTAIRS, EMAIL THAT REALLY IMPORTANT THING, AND NOW YOUR HEART-RATE IS HIGH ENOUGH THAT YOU DON’T REALLY FEEL LIKE GOING BACK TO BED.